Lege bitten by dog; dog is fine Friday, Jan 22 2010
1 8:29 am
According to a story in the Daily Monopoly, Rep. John LaBruzzo, R-Metairie, was bitten by a constituent’s dog. See story here.
The dog is fine.
The story indicates that LaBruzzo believes it was a partisan issue with the dog. However, the Crack Mullet Research Team has made some inquiries and determined otherwise.
The dog claims to unaffiliated with any political party. He was merely angry over LaBruzzo’s vote to give himself a massive pay raise.
First Amendment advocates are rallying behind the dog. They say he was merely expressing how most people in LaBruzzo’s House district feel.
C.B.
