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According to the state constitution every citizen of Louisiana is entitled to have one person representing them in the Louisiana House of Representatives.

The LA Lege assigned me to House District 73. The person currently assigned to represent that district is State Representative Steve Pugh of Ponchatoula.

Adoption sought

For reasons only known to him, Mr. Pugh has abandoned me. I am now an orphaned citizen.

Therefore, I’m offering myself up for adoption by another member of the LA House of Representatives.

I’m a native-born, healthy, law-abiding, taxpaying, self-sufficient, self-employed, insured, duly registered voter of Louisiana who requires little for myself from state government. In the interest of full disclosure, I am educationally-challenge as a result of having graduated from the public schools of LA.

Situation desired

My needs in a lege willing to adopt are: 1) A willingness to allow me to express to them my thoughts about matters of state government. 2) A willingness and ability to acknowledge communications from me. 3) A willingness to occasionally provide specific information about our state government that is otherwise not available to me.

Gender, race, religious preference and political party affiliation of the adoptive representative is irrelevant.

Adoption temporary

My orphaned situation should only be temporary. The adoptive relationship will only be needed until Mr. Pugh can gerrymander me out of House District 73 or until the voters in the district replace him.

If you know of any member of the LA House of Representatives who currently is experiencing a shortfall of population in their district and has the courage to represent a citizen of Louisiana, please forward this message on to them.

Currently, I believe that there are some House districts with population shortfalls in New Orleans as well as in my native Northeast LA.

Confidentiality guaranteed

To avoid harassment by the other leges, I will agree to keep confidential the name of my adoptive representative.

Any adoption charges are subject to limitations imposed by the Campaign Finance Disclosure Act and Code of Governmental Ethics.

C.B.