Staking out Bodi’s office Sunday, May 13 2012
1 9:29 am
Seen this man?
In a business near Bodi White’s (alleged) lege office in Hammond a friend has agreed to look out for my missing state senator.
My friend will call me as soon as White is seen near his lege office. My friend is a pretty big man and will attempt to restrain Bodi if he attempts to flee before I can get there.
Meanwhile, I will be distributing fliers around Hammond hoping to enlist the help of my fellow residents in locating our senator.
Until we can replace Bodi as senator I may have to consider putting myself up for adoption by another senator.
The constitution says I’m entitled to be represented by one representative and one senator.
Therefore, I will press my right to senate representation in court if none will voluntarily represent me.
Please report all sightings of Bodi to me at: firstname.lastname@example.org