bodi-white

Seen this man?

In a business near Bodi White’s (alleged) lege office in Hammond a friend has agreed to look out for my missing state senator.

My friend will call me as soon as White is seen near his lege office. My friend is a pretty big man and will attempt to restrain Bodi if he attempts to flee before I can get there.

Meanwhile, I will be distributing fliers around Hammond hoping to enlist the help of my fellow residents in locating our senator.

Interim replacement

Until we can replace Bodi as senator I may have to consider putting myself up for adoption by another senator.

The constitution says I’m entitled to be represented by one representative and one senator.

Therefore, I will press my right to senate representation in court if none will voluntarily represent me.

Please report all sightings of Bodi to me at: cb@forgotston.com

C.B.